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WEEK 16
  Puck's comment: "Sohhy, folk. Bad yehr. Wost wast five week to Huck to dwop fouh
game behin. Tank to Willie foh bein' so bad he WAY back dere. I had tuff woss, 'speshly
Noht Penn. Not my yehr . . . Da way I goin', two Catlic team might wanme to pick
genst dem. Damn, Huck win thwee yehr in whoa. Luck come into pway. Mehhy Cwismas!!"
THE PICKS
La Salle 28, North Allegheny 21
West Catholic 35, South Fayette 28

WEEK 15
  Puck's comment: "I hopin' to cut Huck wede by two game, but who no wat he gone do?
Wit my wuck, dat nitwit jump on Altown Centwal Catlic bannwaggin. If he do dat, wat
a phonee! You no he tink Wood bettah! If he choo Altown, he doin' it juss to bwock my
effoht to beat he ass!" (Ted's note: Huck did pick ACC. Doesn't mean he's a bad person.)
THE PICKS
North Penn 27, La Salle 24
Allentown CC 27, Wood 20
West Catholic 28, Lewisburg 12

WEEK 14
  Puck's comment: "Well, my boah Huck no 'cepp my pwoposal. Wat his pwoblem?
Juss foh wecohd, I take 'Shamnee ovah Norf Penn. Well, dis week when I staht my
late-sezun wun to kick he butt!"
THE PICKS
Wood 34, Strath Haven 24
Northern Lehigh 21, West Catholic 17  "I know Huck ain't pickin' genst Wess. If Nohthwun
Wehigh win dis game, dey be my new favwitt skuul!"
La Salle 24, Easton 21

CHALLENGE TO HUCK
  "Yo, as evweebody know, I two game backa Huck. He must be tinkin' he
pwetty cool wight 'bout now. Know what? If he WEAL cool, he uhcepp my
pwoposal. Ovah dese last thwee week, let pick all game 'volvin Distwic One
team, too. Make it moah fun. You da big expeht, wight? Dat shun be no
pwoblem. And if I do ovahtake you, we use one of dem squiggly mark to
show people we change wule wight neah enda pickin' pawade. (Note from
Ted: I assume he means an asterisk.) So, what you say, Huck? You uhcepp
my pwoposal??"  

WEEK 13 (THANKSGIVING)
  Puck's comment: "Dis my big week. I down one. Can I top dis guy -- meanin' Huck; Willie done
matter -- foh once? Pweeeese. I need dis!"
THE PICKS
Furness 24, Comm Tech 12
Gratz 26, FitzSimons 20
Bartram 27, Del-Val 24
Frankford 19, Fels 12
Imhotep 28, Boys' Latin 16
Germantown 20, King 16
Overbrook 21, West Phila. 14
Dobbins 23, Franklin 8
Olney 21, Prep Charter 6
Northeast 28, Central 7
Mastbaum 24, U. City 14
Washington 28, Ryan 10
N-G 34, Southern 21
Judge 35, Lincoln 14
Roman 32, Roxborough 14
Truman 14, Conwell-Egan 7
SJ Prep 27, Malvern 24

WEEK 12
  Puck's comments: "Foh Huck -- Man, I woose by two game to you. Now I down one. Dat
mean I in twouble. Evweebuddy make same pick dis week, so I can't pick up no game. Tankgiving
be weal 'pohtant. I gonna tell Ted guahd dem pick wit his life! No sneakin' a wook! Foh Willie --
Who even cahe? He still makin' pick? I stop wohhy 'bout him in Week Thwee. Oh, wait. I did see
he pick O'Hahah ovah Wood wast week. Den I knew he cwazy."
THE PICKS
West Catholic 31, Bok 20
La Salle 49, Northeast 7
Wood 49, Dobbins 7   "Yup, same scohe for dem last two." 

WEEK 11
  Puck's comments: "Foh Huck -- Coood be up fouh game if Chesnutt Hill done bweak down
foufth quahteh. Mos game I gotta take favwitt bein' up onwee one game. Dere one game wheah
I WEALLY wike othah side, but I no twust goin' genst dis team. Too dangwous . . . Top 5 game:
Whoaman-Wa Salle: Coood be diffwence game. No blowout pwease . . . Washton-Nohfeast: Done
know if Nohfeast win twice. Coood be intwestin . . . O'Hahah-Wood: How can you genst Steve
Devwin and wizzahd of defense? . . . Malvehn-Chesnutt Hill: Playin' foh second pwace unless
'Pispal got some magic in dey fensive teem . . . Gehmtown-Centwal: Bwing back old day when dese
team yuselee pway foh 'vision title! Thank to dumb-ass PIAA, ting wohse dan evah! Pwease go back
to ol' style stuff. Get out PIAA! Who need dis hassuh?? Da whole PIAA buncha dumm-ass wule!"
THE PICKS
La Salle 28, Roman 21
Central 17, Germantown 14
Imhotep 22, King 16
Boys' Latin 26, FitzSimons 14
Southern 12, Future 8
Olney 20, Lincoln 16
Furness 27, Bartram 26
Frankford 34, Mastbaum 8
Fels 20, Franklin 14
Overbrook 30, Edison 6
Plymouth-Whitemarsh 28, Lansdale 14
Pennridge 32, Ryan 14
Bok 30, Comm. Tech 14
West Catholic 44, Del-Val 14
Dobbins 21, Roxborough 7
Washington 17, Northeast 14
Wood 28, O'Hara 20
Malvern 17, Chestnut Hill 15
Penn Charter 28, GA 17
Haverford 27, Episcopal 14
Gratz 26, Prep Charter 12   

WEEK 10
  Puck's comments: "Foh Huck -- Aftah nine week, I one game up. Dis key week. Weally, dey all is.
I need ovahtake Huck butt. Leave him in dust, chokin' on my zaust! . . . Top 5 Game: Whoaman vs.
Pwep, Clam Chowdah vs. Pisspull, O'Hahah vs. Bonnah, HaveSkool vs. Chessnutz Hills, Fwankfoh
vs. Washton . . . Tougha game to pick Pwep-Whoaman. It like Texas vs. Yankee. Hate to go genst
eithah one dese coach. Judge anothah team tough foh me to pick genst. Dey got find way to keep
Bwett Gohdon out staydyum. He make any QB good. Even you cood pway foh dat guy; all my
weeder, I mean. Can you thwow? Even a wittle? Good, you Bwett next QB! Ha, ha, ha. Dat good,
wight? And dey got killah fensive line, too. Who Wa Salle wine coach? He wight up dere wit Bwett."
THE PICKS
Comm. Tech 14, Franklin 12
Lincoln 21, Prep Charter 14
Boys’ Latin 26, Edison 6
Bartram 27, Future 8
Malvern 28, Germantown Acad. 7
Penn Charter 17, Episcopal 14
La Salle 31, Judge 20
Wood 42, Carroll 7
Del Val 20, West Phila. 16
Central 22, University City 6
Overbrook 23, Southern 8
Furness 21, Germantown 14
Mastbaum 8, FitzSimons 6
Imhotep 27, Olney 20
Northeast 28, Fels 10
Washington 21, Frankford 14
Roman 21, SJ Prep 20
Dobbins 28, King 7
Gratz 21, Roxborough 17
O’Hara 35, Bonner 14
West Catholic 36, McDevitt 14
Chestnut Hill 21, Haverford School 17

WEEK NINE
  Puck's comments: "Foh Huck -- Tie aftah eight week. Huck woose on West Philly two week in whoa.
Dat help me oh else I dwinkin' wateh fwom wivah, not bottle wateh. Yo, know what? I not wohhy 'bout
Willie copy my pick no moah. Take what you want, goofball. You no thweat!! . . . About SJ Pwep -- Now
you bein' talk 'bout bein' back in da hunt. Thwee week 'go, you was dead! All dem bandwag fan be back
now. Pwease stay 'way. Dey ain't need you! Pwep woose what, 17 playeh? And 10 coach? Guess what?!
Dey got it goin' now . . . FitZime-Edson -- I gotta ask my naybhood bloodhoun dog 'bout dis one. Onwee
pwoblem is, he might bahk my head off, like he alway do. Ha, ha, ha . . . Wood-Harah -- Good game, but
no meanin'. Harah can't beat Wood twice. Dey shoood save win foh second twy. Wood too big an'
talent! . . . Judge-Whyan -- Whyan goin' foh pwayoff spot. I tink dey two yeah 'way. Dey coach, Fwank
McAhdle, gotta go fwee agen woot. Like othah school do. Wecwute playah fwom evwhehe!"
THE PICKS
Germantown 26, Southern 12
FitzSimons 18, Edison 12
Overbrook 20, Olney 16
Lincoln 34, Future 6
Bartram 24, Fels 14
Frankford 28, Furness 7
Dobbins 26, Boys' Latin 10
Roxborough 14, King 13
Franklin 28, U. City 6
Gratz 26, West Phila. 23 (OT)
Malvern 24, Haverford 20
Episcopal 21, Germantown Academy 14
Judge 24, Ryan 14
Bonner 24, Carroll 10
West Catholic 25, Lansdale 14
Prep Charter 17, Mastbaum 8
Central 14, Comm Tech 12
Roman 44, Conwell Egan 12
Bok 20, Imhotep 17
Wood 24, O'Hara 14
La Salle 21, Prep 17
McDevitt 28, Neumann-Goretti 7
Chestnut Hill 14, Penn Charter 10

WEEK EIGHT
  Puck's comment: "Man oh boy did I have bad week. Loosin' ta Huck by 2, not too bad.
Losing by 2 to Willie, dat tehhble. I don't use my bwain in somuh dose pick. Folk, I need
wotta help in pickin' Bok/Del-Val. I dunno even wittle bit. Maybe I shood do wike Willie
an not even pick it. Ha, ha. My bwain not contwatin'. You got passin' of Del-Val with
coachin' of DeFewice and Twombetta. Hey, I know. I let Fwoggy pick it!! . . . Top 5
Game: Del-Val/Bok, Whoman-Pwep, Imtep-Common Tech, Gwatz-Woxbowo,
Washton-Nohfeas. Bottom 5 Game (done bothah): Centwal-Edson, Wa Salle-Whyan,
Malvuhn-Pisspull, West-Newman, 'Devitt-Egan . . . Judge need team like Wandale to
get back to dey fohm of fihst few week. Last two week hohhble. Dey playin' like dog
in pound. No 'motion oh hussel. Dey need heaht check dis week! Catlic Weague need
to change ding. Dese cwoss-'vision game joke! Not intwestin' at all. What da pwoblem
wit dis weague. Dey need put my ass in chahge!"
THE PICKS
Furness 28, Fels 14

WEEK SEVEN
  Puck's comment: "Top 5 game -- Wa Salle-Judge, Dobbin-Gwatz, Washton-Saleeznum,
O'Hahah-Bonnah, Piscal-Chessnut Hill. Bottom 5 game -- West-Egan, Fel-Edson, Wood-Cawoll,
Woweh Mehin-Massbaum, Pwep-MaDevitt . . . I one game up goin' into Week Seven. Lotta tuff
game to pick. Be some swettin'. Pwease, Willie, pick all da game! You makin' Pickin' Pawade wook
bad! . . . In Whoman-Judge game, Whoaman nevah go to wockah woom. They just stay on hill.
Maybe Gallger, Waygan and McCoht think dey get too tire walkin' up dem staihs . . . Pohh Neumann
woose to O'Hahah, 60-0, and Wa Salle, 63-0. Wait til baskball come! Payback a bitch! . . . I weally
feel good about Judge chance to beat Wa Salle 'cause dey match bettah. Dis fihst Catlic game on
Wincon new tuhf feel! Still, I gotta go wit Wa Salle. Sohhy Cwusadeh!"
THE PICKS
Fels 34, Edison 6
Furness 28, Southern 8
U. City 8, Boys' Latin 6
Bok 38, FitzSimons 6
Franklin 14, King 12
Roxborough 21, West Phila. 14
Central 21, Olney 16
Frankford 28, Lincoln 7
Imhotep 30, Future 6
Dobbins 14, Gratz 12
Malvern 24, Penn Charter 17
Episcopal 21, Chestnut Hill 19
Salesianum (Del.) 31, Washington 24
Prep Charter 20, Bristol 14
Northeast 26, Germantown 12
Comm Tech 14, Del-Val 13
Bartram 20, Overbrook 16
Roman 28, Ryan 7
Wood 34, Carroll 7
La Salle 24, Judge 21
O'Hara 32, Bonner 14
West Catholic 42, Conwell-Egan 0
Lansdale 24, Neumann-Goretti 7
Gtn. Academy 14, Haverford School 13
Lower Merion 22, Mastbaum 14
SJ Prep 28, McDevitt 7

WEEK SIX
  Puck's comment: "Foh Huck -- I wost by one to you, and Willie tie me wit Huck foh season.
Ain't gonna be many diffwence dis week. Even Willie could be pehfect, pendin' upset . . . Da
Top Five Game: Whoaman-Judge, Down. East-Malvehn, Sothuhn-Edson, Dobbin-King and
Penn Chatah-Cawwoll. Wohst Game: Neumann-Wa Salle, Gwatz-Boy Watin, West-McDevitt
(no chahge 'mishun foh dose game) . . . Da Catlic Weague bwaintwust wealllly put 'gethah
helluva matchup wit Wa Salle-Neumann. Dey both should have bye! Neumann gonna be wike
bahbecue chicken. Woastin' on gwill! Anybody show up foh dat game shood get fwee chicken
sandwich . . . Top game: Whoaman-Judge. Judge keep winnin' thank to gweat coach staff, led
by Fwan Costello. He might be bwain of dat opwation! How Whoaman give up 40 point to
Wa Salle? Wa Salle dat good? Pwease, Whoaman got pway bettah defense to win dis affaih.
Dis ain't bahbecue chicken game. Ha, ha. Dat good one, whight? This WEAL football! I
wondah who Ted gave shoht strawh to covah Wa Salle-Neumann??"
THE PICKS

WEEK FIVE
  Puck's comment: "Twenty-seven game. All check. Willwee, pwease count you game! You so fah back,
I can't find wou in standin'. Ha, ha . . . Now I one game up on Huck. I need nothah good week. Maybe
Willwee tuhn to win. I have pwoblem goin' genst Pwep, Wa Sal and Bok. Even doe Del-Val, Judge and
Whoaman can win dose game. Can Pwep weally wose fouh in whoa? Not to be took wightly, but wig pway
moah 'pohtant . . . Yo, how can thwee best game on Pub skedyool be Thuhday? Thwee day to pwepahe.
Fwiday gonna be sweepwalk. Pwease tell me whehe Wood find Fwiendchip Cadmee. I thinkin' moah like
Bwutal Cadmee. 'Speshlee wit Mike Cahey back home at CB West. I dunno what wohse. GA 'ponent oh
Wood 'ponent. GA atwetic dwectoh alway find way to get easy win! Ha, ha. Dat funny, whight? Jim
Fenuhtee gonna wike dat one."
THE PICKS
FitzSimons 14, Future 12
Furness 22, Olney 16
Bok 24, Del Val 20
Lincoln 35, Edison 7
King 27, U. City 12
Central 16, Mastbaum 12
Fels 26, Southern 16
Washington 38, Bartram 7
West Phila. 28, Boys' Latin 7
Gratz 39, Franklin 12
Imhotep 26, Prep Charter 12
Overbrook 12, Germantown 8
La Salle 27, Roman 20
St Joseph's Prep 24, Judge 21
Carroll 31, Academy Park 10
Dobbins 20, Roxborough 16
Frankford 14, Northeast 13
Lansdale 21, McDevitt 14
Neumann-Goretti 20, Conwell-Egan 7
O'Hara 35, Chester 14
Germantown Academy 28, E. Fisher 6
Penn Charter 24, Peddie 20
Penn Wood 32, Haverford School 18
Chestnut Hill 28, Hill 18
Wood 52, Friendship Academy 10
Interboro 17, Bonner 7
West Catholic 28, Ryan 14

WEEK FOUR
  Puck’s comment: “Willwee, you wost you white to wait on you pick. You gotta go fihst!
I sick an tire of one oh two game difwence. Gimme some comflick! I one game heada Willwee.
One game hind Huck . . . Penn Chahtah vs. Judge: “I hope Judge coach Tommy Coyle and he
fensive coadinatoh Mike Samuel go in da white wocker woom! Even Tommy kids be wooten
foh Penn Chahtah. Bwian MaCloskey got dis game in his back pocket. Tommy might need
fouh pocket .” . . . Cawoll vs. Wyan: “I vehy happy watchin’ Wyan win last week wit da
bench-cleahin’ sellbwation foh dad kickah. Bwing back memwies of ‘90s. Dey might get a
shutout stweek goin’.” . . . Prep vs. Wood: “Boy, oh, boy, Gil Bwook not give new coach a
good bwand of ceheal foh bweckfast. How can you eat when you got St. Petah, Nohf Penn
and Wood. I hope Pwep get spihit back and staht winnin’. Hey, maybe even gehnst dey
ex-wunning back, People.”A

WEEK THREE
  Puck's comment: "I cand beweeve Willie beat me, 2-0. Yo, pweeze
staht puttin' you pick on webline same time me. No mohe peekin' at
pick by Huck and me . . . Hey, I sick all dis twansfehhin'. Dey need
new wule. You twansfeh inside you weague, you sit you ass down foh
one seezin! . . . I seen most uh dat Pwep game at Wutgahs Stadum.
Dat vehy hahd to watch. It was bwutal!"   

WEEK TWO
  Puck's comment: "Dis foh Huck. I weally got wucky wit you last week.
My key victwees was Comm Tech, Pwep, Whoman and Cawwoll. The
wosses dat coulda kill me was Boy Watin, Neumann and Egan. I donn
know how I win, twuthly. I took Egan and dey lose, 46-0. Dat cwazy." 

WEEK ONE

  Puck's comment: "Yo, how evwybody doin'? Can't beweeve football hehe 'gain.
Offseason wast too wong. Huck beat me two yeah in whoa. So now I deftly da
undahdog. Know why? He got webline (Puck's term for the internet -- ha ha.) He
can wook stuff up. Plus, he send evwybody email and get back inside cwap on how
team look. Hawd foh me compete wit dat. Oh, he know lotta coach, too. Anothah
way to get extwa help. Well, I just twy to keep it cwose, then steal it in finah week.
Top thwee game: West-Whoaman. Too cwose to call, weally. I know Huck gonna
take West, unless he sell out he skool. That gonna be battle of O-wines. And come
down to wast 'zession. Pwep-Washaton be good, too. Pwep woose wotta playah.
Who know how dey do witout Gil Bwooks? I wish da new coach da besta wuck.
He fwom Norf Jersey. Dat take me back to my day wivvin up dere. I used to do
wot of bowlin' at Pawahmus Lane. (Believe it or not, Puck was once an excellent
bowler. He even made a TV appearance! I kid you not!) Yo, know what else
happnin dis weekenn in Wilewood? Dey gonna have a touch football game wit Norf
awumni vs. Dockaty. In Keenan pawking wot. Norf gonna win, 28-20. Nah, dey
ain't havin' no game. They should doe, wight?"